I had so much fun doing this yesterday that I figured why not make it a weekly thing. So here in no particular order is my list of Simple Bastards for the week:
Al Sharpton - Simple "man perm wearing, ignorance spewing, so NOT the voice of the black people" Bastard
Nancy Grace - Simple "dumb behind has no business reporting news and why do you look like that???" Bastard
Tom Cruise - Simple "couch jumping, Oprah scaring, done lost his damn mind" Bastard
Sting ray - Simple "Crocodile Hunter killing (I am STILL upset about that)" Bastard*
This Chick - Simple "you just made me throw up in my mouth with your nasty ghetto hot mess self" Bastard
Her Man - Simple "how is it that you can buy all the "ice" yet your dumb behind is still living in your momma's basement/on your momma's couch, hey baby can I holla atchu fu a minute, can't speak proper english, saggin pant wearing, nasty ass" Bastard
The week has a few more days to go. I may have to revisit and update this list.
*yeah yeah yeah.. whatever... I know it is not a person, but as it is my blog I can pretty much do and say what I want.