Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Just Wrong

So I was recently in Tarz-jay and saw the above item on the shelf, and had to take a picture of it as evidence.

Basically you are telling me that someone somewhere decided that chicken flavoured biscuits/crackers was a good idea, and then proceeded to market it. Really? Really really?!?!?!

If I were in the pet food section this would have totally made sense, however I was not. I was in the people food section. This just does not make sense as people food. It just doesn't.

Or is it just me?

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

That Girl

You know, the one who is cool with all the guys, even after/if they have a falling out, they remain cool....

Well she ain't me.

So to avoid future confusions and possible contusions, here are just five simple rules for how to govern yourself if you are a dude and find yourself dealing with a female who is NOT that girl.

1. if she tells you stay away from her, do it. it could mean the difference between life or death, yours.

2. if she tells you not to speak to her ever again, stay silent. better to hold your tongue than lose it.

3. do not make eye contact. just like in the wild, she will see that as a challenge and kill you.

4. do not touch. like ever. unless you want to be called nubsie for the rest of your life.

5. you no longer exist in her reality. deal with it.

This has been a public service announcement from the PWDWTCAC*** Society.

Thank you and good night.

***People Who Don't Want To Catch A Case