Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Salutations

So I am walking home from the train station this evening and I hear this, "you almost got smacked on the ass".

Say what????

Yep, no lie, a guy said this to me. His explanation, after I gave him the "I will make it so you never have children nor ever again enjoy the act of creating them" side eye, was that I looked like someone he knew and apparently his way of saying hello would have been to smack them on the ass.

Whatever happened to a simple "Hello"?

4 comments:

metgirl4ever said...

WTH ?? If I get smacked on the ass u get slapped on the face. What is wrong w/people ??

The Ranting Auntie said...

Precisely... my ass gets slapped your throat gets punched... plain and simple...

mysixcents said...

OMG I thought ass smacking went out with the junior high school prom.

The Ranting Auntie said...

apparently this dude was stuck in a time warp or something.. or it could have been a cultural thing.. he was an islander... who knows.. all I know was that it would not have ended well for him had he followed through...