Happy Birthday to me.
I would like to take this opportunity to first thank God for making me possible and keeping me alive to see the ripe old age of 30. Morning by morning new mercies I definitely see.
Next I would like to thank mommy and daddy for raising me right and smacking the mess out of me when I got out of line, and mommy for reminding me on a fairly regular basis that until the day she dies (and to her way of thinking even after that point) she reserves the right to take me out if I don't act right.
My sisters, blood and otherwise, for reality checks and not taking me as seriously as I take myself.
My little ones for always giving me something to laugh about.
My GDT family for caring and praying.
And last but not least all the haters... hi haters, you see me, and it makes you burn cause you can't be me...
Thank you and goodnight.
The Ranting Auntie